Thursday, October 20, 2011

Loud Perfume/Cologne

How can you describe the scent of too much perfume or cologne on someone other than being loud?  I don’t mean loud as in a high volume of sound that could hurt your ears.  I’m talking about loud in terms of if a person has too much perfume or cologne on that the scent makes your eyes water.  I’m talking about so loud that when that person leaves the room, the scent lingers for hours in that room after they are long gone.  Now you have to keep a door or window open with a fan going so you head won’t hurt from inhaling the fumes like paint.  Don’t get me wrong, using perfume or cologne is a sign that a person takes care of themselves, shows some style and depending on what kind of perfume or cologne people wear how much money they have or wish they had.  But what do you say to someone who uses way too much?  Everyone has encountered someone like that.  If not, chances are you are that person that I’m talking about.  You have to have an incredibly bad sense of smell to not know how loud you smell or just don’t care how loud you smell.  If you do have a bad sense of smell and don’t think you smell loud, take a look around the room and see how many people’s eye is watering or people starting get headaches because there is no decent ventilation in the room at the next meeting.  They are not crying because they think your presentation was that good or head hurts because they may be hungry.  What ever happen to just a few squirts of perfume or cologne could last you all day?  Now we have people who smell like they take a bath in it.  And what I can’t stand is when someone that smell very loud hugs you and their scent seems to overtake the scent of whatever you have on now people are looking at you like you stink.  Or when someone walks by and the smell hits you.  Now that person got you smelling yourself as if you walked through the perfume isle at the store.

I really don’t know what to say about that other than if you think you need that much perfume or cologne, maybe you should take a better shower or bath or whatever you do to wash your ass.  Follow me on Twitter @wlhoward_psa.  Until the next time, stay cool

1 comment:

  1. I've always thought if a person has that much purfume on, they do not know how to shower. They stank so they spray themselves till the stank is covered up. Whichever way it is. There needs to be a 2 spritz limit on bottles! Pew!
    Agree again with you though Wayne!

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