Little guys in TOO BIG clothes

I had to talk about the big people for wearing too small clothes because it was getting a little out of hand.  Now it’s time to get on the little guys.  Little guys, why do you feel the need to buy and wear the biggest shirt and pants in the store?  Do you think you will eventually grow into them one day?  Do you feel that wearing big clothes will help with your little guy complex?  What is the reason for that?  If you are 5’3” or smaller and not even weigh 105 pounds soaking wet, why do you need to have a 3XLT shirt with some 38 waist jeans?  Correction, why are wearing a 4XLT shirt under 2XLT shirt with some 38 waist jeans and a belt that hangs down to your ankles, YOU NEED YOUR ASS BEAT!!!!  Really, you couldn’t find anything closer to your own size to fit you at all?  Not only that, why are you even in the big & tall section anyway knowing you should be in the kids section at JC Penny looking for a extra medium shirt?  And who told you that looked good?  They need to get slapped.  That’s like Spud Webb wearing Shaq’s clothes.  You could fit you and another person into them clothes.  If your shirt looks like a long sleeve dress, you shouldn’t be wearing it.  It’s not a good look when you have to cuff your jeans more than four times or seeing you back pockets at your ankles.  I’m surprised that any little guy with too big clothes on doesn’t turn into a kite when it’s windy outside.  If I was a real big guy, I would literally step on every little guy with oversized clothes on.  Maybe that’s why bigger guys wear smaller shirts because the little guys have taken all the big sizes.  It’s like a role reversal in terms of clothes.

You would think after a certain age, they would eventually snap out of it and buy some clothes that fit just a little loose.  Then they would sound like the older generations when they look at old pictures and say “What in the hell was I thinking to wear that”. Follow me on Twitter @wlhoward_psa.  Until the next time, stay cool