Foot Neglect

Summer will be over soon and it will be time for the ladies to put the sandals, flip flops or open toe heels away until next spring.  But before you do, I want to let you know that some of you ladies foot game was very messed up.  The reason I’m going after some the woman is because they try to buy the nicest pair of sandals or open toe heels not realizing their feet are jacked up.  How are you going to walk out of the house knowing your feet look like eagles claws and the nail polish is peeling off?  And maybe you might want to put some lotion or something on your feet too so they won’t look like you have been stomping out fires all day or breaking bricks with the back of your feet.  And to the ladies, who wear open toe heels knowing your toes look like a crowded elevator, toes fighting for position, get a bigger size.  There is a nail shop in pretty much every neighborhood, community or city where they can use a heavy duty sander and nail polish to get your feet right.  There is nothing worse than when you are cuddling with your lady and she is rubbing her feet all over you and you think your legs are wet from sweat but you are really bleeding because she has cut you up with her rough feet and razor sharp toe nails.  Now your bed looks like a murder scene for your legs bleeding all over the place.  Foot neglect can also happen by not wearing the right size shoes.  Now your toes look like cashew nuts because you have been wearing shoes two sizes too small.  Oh but don’t worry ladies, I haven’t forgotten about some of the men out there too who’s toes look like they could kick a tree down and feet that look like they have been walking over hot coals.  Men buy sandals knowing their feet are not looking right.  I have two words for that, NAIL CLIPPERS!!!! 

Remember, your feet are the first things that go in the bath tub.  Most people that complain that they have bad feet as they get older are probably the ones that neglected their feet.  Wear the right size shoe.  If you don’t get your feet done on a regular basis, all you need is some nail clippers & lotion.  Take care of your feet and you will be just fine.  Follow me on Twitter @wlhoward_psa.  Until next time, stay cool