Skinny Jeans

First, let me clarify who I am talking about before women think I’m talking about them.  I’m talking about any guy under the age of 30 because I don’t think and I hope anyone over the age of 30 wear those.  Men, what in the hell were you thinking when you decided to make skinny jeans fashionable?  Back in the day when they were not called skinny jeans they were called hip huggers or tight jeans and not tight meaning they look good, you would get talked about.  I guess not much has changed because I’m talking about whoever wears skinny jeans.  Maybe it’s because of the wrong guys are wearing them.  If it takes you more than ten minutes just to put skinny jeans on, you shouldn’t be wearing them.  How does it take more than ten minutes to put them on and only pulled up just below your butt with a belt that you really don’t use but for fashion?  If you are one of those guys that wear an extra small shirt that only comes to your waist but you pants are below your butt, YOU NEED YOUR ASS BEAT!!!!  Quit stealing your little brother’s shirts or buying too little shirts.  If you are over 250 pounds or look like an offensive lineman for the Minnesota Vikings, YOU NEED YOUR ASS BEAT!!!!  Do you know how bad you look in skinny jeans?  Key word is SKINNY.  Anyone that works in a clothing store and see a big guy try to buy some skinny jeans, call security and have them because it would probably take more than one security guard since it’s a big guy throw his big butt out of the store like Jazzy Jeff used to on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.  If you wear size 13 shoes or bigger, you shouldn’t be wearing skinny jeans either.  You look like you have some skies on.

I understand people want to have their own style but what should you do if the style you choose doesn’t fit you.  Be comfortable in what you wear so you don’t have keep a hold on your jeans while walking.  Follow me on Twitter @wlhoward_psa.  Until next time, stay cool.