Way Too Comfortable

In this day & age the war has began between being a traditional style dresser & these new “I need to wear the loudest most outrageous outfit I can find” people.  Or the "I don't give a damn as long as it doesn't stink" look.  If you do not know what I’m talking about, it’s about that time for a description.

Men, if you put on a shirt or a pair of pants but you need help to take them off like a offensive lineman in football taking off his uniform & shoulder pads, first you should have never put that on.  Oh yeah, YOU NEED YOUR ASS BEAT!!!!  If putting on clothes results in a struggle or bodily harm such as running into an end table or tripping over a shoe because you can’t see as you try to take your shirt off, I don’t want to wear that.  You don't have that many muscles to show off.

Also men, if you’re going to wear a snapback hat, please make sure you have the right size head for those.  There’s nothing worse than to see a guy with hat on the last snap holding on for dear life.  That’s as bad as wearing a too little fitted hat that you’re determined to wear but when you take it off, you have that deep ring around your head because it’s too damn tight.

Women, I have said this before but I don’t think you heard me.  If you wear those spaghetti string sandals or high heels, please make sure that they are the right size & that all toes are tucked in safe.  Not all of your feet are shaped the exact same which results in toes gripping & hanging over the front of the sandal or the poor little pinky toe hanging off the end of the sandal like it was voted off of the island in Survivor.  What makes that funny is some women don’t notice that their toes are everywhere but where they are supposed to be.

And last but not least,  some women need to stay away from spandex aka yoga pants.  I’ve also written about this as well in the past “check the spandex post” & thought that women need a refresher on this.  Spandex are basically form fitting so if you look like you’re wearing baggy jogging pants,  you should have just bought jogging pants because you may suffer from what I like to call noassatall.  If you wear them & they  have holes in inappropriate places or holes period, kill yourself twice.  You can't come out the house like you just got in a fight with a cat & lost.

I understand that people want to dress comfortably & by all means do what you do. But remember there are people out there like myself who have to see this foolishness & highly terrible dress code violation. Follow me on Twitter @wlhoward_psa. Always a pleasure to make you laugh & get you through your day. Until next, stay cool.