It is coming down to the last few days of summer. Kids will be going back to school and parents will be very happy their kids are going back to school because the kids were getting on their last good nerve. A lot of kids and some adults will be starting or going back to college. Now it’s time to put away some of the dress code violations that almost took over the summer. Just to name a few like the too short shorts for women. If you have to keep pulling on your shorts every time you get up from sitting down or move, you shouldn’t be wearing them. As a matter of fact, you knew you shouldn’t have put them on before you left the house but now it’s too late to change, YOU NEED YOUR ASS BEAT!!!! Another thing that bothered me with some of these clothes women were wearing was short or too short shirt but they have their arms around their stomach like they were hugging themselves. Why wear a shirt if you are not comfortable in it? You need your ass beat for buying that shirt. Men, it’s time put away the skinny jean short and thong flip flops you bought at the dollar store. I have a feeling that the skinny jean fad will fizzle out one day and men will finally come to their senses. And when did cut off jean short come back in style? As far as the flip flops, YOU NEED YOUR ASS BEAT!!! You’re a grown man wearing sky blue thong flip flops that you bought at the dollar store but try to say you bought them somewhere else. I want to step on your ashy feet for that. Also men, quit wearing too little baseball caps. You look like you stole that hat from your little brother and makes your head look big as hell. How do you go from wearing your hat too big to wear them too small? Another thing that bothered me about some men was the very loud colors they were wearing. If it was just the shirt, that’s cool. If it was just the shorts, that’s cool. But wearing both shirt and shorts, YOU NEED YOUR ASS BEAT!!!! Coming out of the house looking like a bright neon color fluorescent light bulb. And finally, I don’t mind seeing men or women wearing sandals with socks. Key word is sandals not flip flops. There is a difference. But don’t wear long socks with sandals or sleepy socks with sandals. Sleepy socks are socks that don’t stay up because the elastic is stretched out. And men, same rules apply to you as to women about wearing the right size sandals.
Fall is rapidly approaching and next thing you know it, the snow will be falling. There will be some bad cross over season’s dress code violations like winter coats and sandals, boots and shorts. Look out for those blogs as well as others. Follow me on Twitter @wlhoward_psa. Until the next time, stay cool
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