Summer came and is almost over. It has been hot some days which means people were either at a pool or lake, inside hogging a fan or lounging in their central air conditioning. I’m going to take this time writing about some things that need to be eliminated for next summer.
Men, we need to eliminate the socks with the casual sandals. I already got on people for wearing socks with flip flops now it’s time get on these men that wear socks with casual sandals. I’m not talking about some Nike or Adidas sandals which could be bad depending on the socks and if the sandals are too small or way too big. I’m talking about a pair of brown hush puppies and you’re wearing a pair of black socks that go to your knees with them. Usually the victims of this violation are the older generations. So please if you see any family members or friends in violation, step on their foot and let them know that’s not a good look.
Another violation that some of the older men’s generations commit along with the socks and casual sandals especially the bigger men is wearing a belt and suspenders at the same time on a pair of shorts, YOU NEED YOUR ASS BEAT!!!! I don’t want to sound mean when I say this but if you’re that big that you have to wear both a belt and suspenders, it’s time to put the remote control to the TV down and/or that box of snack you have been shoveling in your mouth and go for a walk or exercise. If you know someone that commits this violations, please politely go up to that person, pull their suspenders far enough back that they will snap back at them hard and tell them to pick one. But you might have to be careful because a lot of the older generation carries blades and don’t want you to get stabbed up. You may be family but they still might poke you a few times with the blade.
Women, before you decide to buy those cute sandals you’ve seen in the store, make sure they fit your WHOLE foot. The reason I say that is because I’ve been seeing a lot of women wearing sandals or flip flips that are too narrow for their wide feet. There’s nothing wrong with having wide feet just make sure that you find the right shoe or sandals. This isn’t like when I was talking about a person’s heel or toes hanging off the ends of the sandals. The only I could try to describe this problem is like when you walk on the edge of the curb but you keep slipping of the side if that makes sense.
Also women, I really don’t want to be mean when I say this but if your breast swing low looking like two hot water bottles on your chest you should really not wear a tube top. I know it gets hot out during the summer but when a women wears a tube top but it looks more like a girdle, that’s not a good look and YOU NEED YOUR ASS BEAT!!!! Don’t be ashamed to wear a strapless bra to help the twins out if you know what I mean if you want to wear a tube top.
This goes for both men and women, if people can see your stomach or your back while you are standing up but you insist that the shirt fits you just right, YOU NEED YOUR ASS BEAT!!!! I’m not talk about when someone lifts their arm and their shirt comes up and then you can see their stomach which can be an unpleasant site for some people. I’m talking about just standing with arms at their sides. Everybody does not have abs of steel. Me being one of them and that’s why I make sure my shirts fit. There are times when your shirt rides up when you sit down but then you can pull it down though, hopefully.
When I finally post this blog posts, it will be one year that I have been writing this blog. That may not sound like a lot to some but it’s huge to me. I’m going to show prove that I belong as well write about other things other than pointing out violations. I also want to thank everyone who has read at least one of my posts. It means a whole to hear from people and how they enjoy reading my post. Follow me on Twitter @wlhoward_psa. Until next time, stay cool.
